I've been told off several times for
i) telling the truth
ii) being offensive
iii) being rude
iiii) a little inuendo, but boy fwaza aint little
and numerous posts that i have filled your minds with

and numerous others that were removed before u saw them, dam u David

But really, Pringles or what eva smeg company makes them, need a slap in the face with a wet cat.

make it an annoyed wet cat with its claws out, and thats pretty nasty


They have removed the contents from the new tubs, 30g have disappeared overnight. Good news for all the fatties

Tubs are the same size just half empty, CRICKEY

That is utterly disgraceful, bet they are more expensive in their new supercool and stylish tubes!!!

They are doing the same with beer. The average head size has considerably increased, and unlike in the humans this is NOT good! The beer is getting worse and the head bigger!! (We knew we would get on to something I was interested in eventually)

I would also like to know which swear word lasts 18 *'s long, i need it for future reference.

I'd have to say the crisp trend is also occurring in packs of Walkers. Maybe this is how there's less fat in a pack - there seems to be less crisps!

Maybe it's a conspiracy to make us all eat in a 'healthy' manner - Peebles weekends would never be the same again.

I don't understand what you are all complaing about...isn't this an excellent excuse for eating 2 packs

Fraz

dude, 340g of salt and vinegar pringles, that is so far over the 6g salt daily limit its insane!

yeah, u think u get a good deal with multi pack,wrong bags are smaller

1) Frazer has a very good point.

2) More importantly, more and more beers have only 500 mls per bottle (and in some pubs all you can get is good bottled beer).

3) The more salt the better (Myles i thought you would have liked more vinegar than the world has!)

4) I can play this sunday and I will email Mr Matheson to ask if he can.

5) Has anyone esle notcied when supermarkets have a good offer on decent beers that they never stock 80% of the ones that are on offer!

6) In the latest bridge magazine that joan has resigned for the SBU comittee. Does anyone know whats behind this. According to my informant she had just secured some financial support from them.

7) Is it just me or have mushy pees in a can got considerably worse recently. I me i was watching a Tonight report by Macdonald on people purposely causing accidents to get claims, and people losing their no-claims bonus and crap like that. It would have been so much better if the programme had been devoted to mushy pees. IT IS WHAT THE PUBLIC CARES ABOUT!!!!!!!!

8) Does anyone get a problem when peeling oranges recently. It seems to have been a growing problem as I have gotten older. Orange peel just seems to have left more of an after affect recently. Your fingers get covered in the zest and turn orange, and well, frankly smell. (AND incidenally Tesco are trying to sell them for 19p a piece! 19p! In some parts of Lancaster that can buy....

9) We have entered an age when politics seems to have dominated the world. No more than Bolton Bridge Club. One of the comittee members has been causing more trouble than even labour rebels. One person (an ex-president walked out over anti-smoking rules in the club (different rules from England remember) and said she would only now play bad bridge on the internet only), one person walked out after a confrontation, a pair walked out after a poor ruling, there has been tears, affairs, murder (the club actually got away with difficient manslaugter) and the best barwoman ever got warned to be careful concerning her job because she was intested in bridge.

10) My toe hurts.

P.S. Several beers and a single baked potato influenced the writing of my last contribution to the website which accounts for inconherence.

These damn baked potatoes causing incoherence.

If it was a single one which caused the problem, does that mean eating another cancels the first one out?

And I assume 19p buys half of Bolton's squad and Big Sam's mrs these days Alex?

HEY!! Just because I would only pay the price of a an orange for Nicolas Anelka, there's no need to have a go at the Big Man's Mrs. I am sure she's a lovely person who regularly demands more than 19 pence for her services.

And, my friends cousin has been a reserve team/youth keeper for Bolton for a while and has just bought a Mercedes. Still lives with his parents though.

Incidentally, what a legend Kevin Davies is - the first person to get sent off for his fifth malicious elbow in a game. Not only that he appealed his ban! He is definitely worth more than 19p's worth of oranges.

Also, I see Rangers form has taken an up-turn in form this year. You have now drawn with the mighty Dunfermline, Dundee Utd and Kilmarnock - a BIG improvement on last year. My orange was bought from Tesco, I think yours was bought from Netto.

1) Celtic 2 - Rangers 0. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

2) Bolton "The Mighty and God Sam" Wanderers 2 - Liverpool and the Tinkering Spaniard Benitez (I had to write something for both) 0.

3) The Bung. The concrete evidence that Sam never accepted a bung has just been revealed, he was offered £2M worth of Tesco oranges (about 5 if my maths is correct, answers on a postcard I may never get the incriminations then). He rejected them for the same reason I did - the stupid orangey crap that gets left on your fingers.

4) I was playing pool tonight and a sad moment in my life accored. I drank strongbow again... it was two for £3. Guiness was two for £4.80. Guiness is still better value for many reasons. Not only does strongbow taste like piss that has been held in for an exceptional amount of time it looks the same. It is also has the same fizzy characteristic.

5) Incidentally another funny thing. My student loan has yet to come in. I therefore at this moment can reveal and extremely precious secret - I have £6 in my bank. This is clearly not enough for a night out, hence my ramblings on this forum.

6) Back to the pringles (history department tip that you always link back to the question) - is there such a thing as a salt high?

7) Why in a place that has a student population of 16,000 and a total population of 150,000 is their only one bus an hour that goes to a local Asda. EVEN more remarkable there is NO tesco. There is 5 within a 3 mile perimeter of my home in Bolton. 5! The only shop you can get to is bloody Sainsbury's which is not cheap.

8) Time for a toilet break, the ramble will start again shortly.

9) Right, Wetherspoons sells 3 guest ales at £1.49 a pint, absolutely fantastic. Yet it sells Carlsberg, Kroningberg, Fosters, Carling etc... at £2.40 a pint. that is an extra 90p for incredibly, incredibly, incredibly, incredibly, incredibly, incredibly, incredibly, incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly incredibly BAD beer. Skol is a better beer (not much i hasten to add). Why does anyone drink this stuff!!!!!!!!!???????? It is awful, fizzy, cold and tastes terrible. The guests are fantastic. I could rant for hours on this - i just dont understand it. Philosophers and Phsychiatrists should get on to this as the most pressing issue effecting our society today. The inability for people to drink good beer, or for the enlightened ones to find a pub that sells good beer!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is nuts.

10) Cashew nuts are best.

11) I am getting old, because I think music is going the same way. I cannot understand why people listen to Dance, Rap, most Pop, R & B (what the hell is that anyway?), Garrage (anything that sounds as rubbish as that should not be listened to) etc... It isnt music!!!!

12) That leads me on to buy in poker! It is isnt real poker!! It isnt about skill, its about who has the most money!! who doesnt care whether they buy in more times than they would ever win. Could you imagine it happening in boxing? A guy loses and says, heres a fiver can my brother play for me? Its RIDICULOUS!

13) Cooked fish in lemon tonight.

14) Religion. Hmm...not a good one to get on to at this time of the night. however God is telling me its time to get off the computer, goodnight.

P.S. 15) Whats your fravourite vegetable? i am in awe of them.